I’m so sorry I have to miss your Zoom party, but I can’t tell what’s even real anymore. You aren’t really going to want me there anyway. Hey, do you still have that Klonopin? Could you leave it in my mailbox?
I’m sorry. I already had my work’s Virtual Happy Hour. I am literally way too drunk to talk to anyone again today. Especially if your grandma is gonna be there. Tell Nana hi? She’s ok, right? Keep her inside.
I can’t, I’m washing my hands. Again.
I am so sorry I have to miss your Zoom thing but it conflicts with Jordan’s comedy performance on Twitch and Scottie’s 5- Rhythms dance class (Burning Man was cancelled this year and she is just bugging rn) as it is I just feel so much FOMO. How am I busier than when I was busy? Namaste. See you at Farrah’s Facebook live Meditation?
Thanks for the invite, but I gotta skip it. That’s the exact hour, minute, second, Venus-rising I have to scream into the existential void. Next time?
Not a chance. I hated going to things when I could go to things. I do not now wish to go to more things especially if they are not even really things. FML
Yo, I’d come. But I noticed you invited Tina. Screw that.
Ugh, I have to miss your Zoom. I am too busy tending to my already unvaccinated children who are also dealing with the measles AND typhoid. Big Bummer. Who knew there would be another disease to worry about? What a time to be alive.
I’m gonna have to miss. If I don’t charge my crystals then I just know my entire immune system is going to crash. Can you schedule the next one when there isn’t a full moon? Also, did you see the link I sent you about Elderberry?
#Sorrynotsorry I can’t come to your online livestream. For what it’s worth your narcissism was annoying in real life but now, somehow, it’s worse. Maybe it’s the Global Pandemic. Dunno. :)
Thanks for the Invite but I have my family’s Zoom seder that night. I’m in charge of the soft matzah and I have to hold it up to the camera. Dayenu.
